NOV 31 - Violence erupted at a local Clown College last night when students from a neighboring Mime University attempted a poorly planned and even poorer executed Homecoming prank. Riot police needed to be brought in to restore peace to the campus of Biggazzshoos Clown College after students began to brawl with other students from BCC's Rival, Tight Lips University. According to witnesses, the members of BCC's Crump Dancing team were outraged when they realized that their white face paint had been replaced with Dudley's Lye Hair Relaxer. BCC Crump Dancer, Gunther Van Sustren, said "F*ck those mimes...they alway mess with us because they can't Crump it up like us...thier jealous b!tches with gay hats." WHile demonstrating his Crump skills, Van Sustren also added, "Look at me! My Face is all dry and peeling and sh!t like old lady feet...somebody had to get knocked out over that sh!t." When asked why the rivaly with the BCC Crump Team had gotten so serious, D'Angelo Jenkins, captain of the TLU Crumpy Killaz Dance Team replied "__________" followed by what appeared to be variation of the universal "jerk off" hand gesture.
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