Sunday, October 11, 2009

BlackDroog's Person of The Week

Miles Austin - Dallas Cowboys Receiver/Savior

Just when everybody thought that the underachieving Dallas Cowboys were going to lose to the winless Chiefs...Miles Austin gets a 60+ yard Touchdown...then when the Dallas Defense pisses away the lead and allows the winless Chiefs to score a touchdown in about 2 minutes, sending the game into OT...Miles Austin gets a 60+ yard touchdown. Austin finished with 250 receiving yards and 2 TD's and simultaneously saved Tony Romo's reputation (for now) and exonerated the Cowboys Defense's awful performance.

Source: ESPN.com

Conversely...the BlackDroog Jackass of the week is...ME. I have both Miles Austin and Patrick Crayton on my Fantasy Football team, and guess who I started? That's right. Patrick Muthaf*ckin Crayton thinking that he would be the #1 option in Roy William's absence. In the end Crayton finished with 2 fantasy points...Austin 36.

UPDATE: On the strength of Michael Turner's 3 touchdowns and Matt "Broken Ribs" Hassleback's 4 Passing Touchdowns...I STILL won my Fantasy Football Matchup by over 20 points. THis is also due to the fact that My opponent started the 49ers Defense who allowed 45 points from the Atlanta Falcons...Now who's the Jackass???

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