Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Declaration of the Droog - Hand De-Sanitizer

Declaration of the Droog; Article No. 1 - Hand Sanitizer does not and will not replace soap and water...ever! So please wash your dirty ass hands!


All you nasty, crusty hand bastids out there that stocked up on Purell in fear of Swine flue STILL need to wash your dirty ass hands!!!. Hand Sanitizer should be used in addition to Soap and water or in situations when a sink is unavailable. I'm tired of seeing Public Hand Sanitizer bottles all over the place that are covered with black dirt residue crusted on the pump. If your dirty ass hands are dirty when you use these public pumps, then you leave that dirty ass dirt all over the pump. Then when I come around with my clean hands to use the public pump, my sh!t ends up dirtier than it was in the first place, because I had to bathe my hand in black ass pump dirt just to get the hand sanitizer out in the first place. Also...If you constantly use the same brand of Hand Sanitizer in the same locations, eventually the SAME germs and bacteria that you constantly come in contact with will develop an immunity and you are just rubbing cold grease on the same germs. So that means that you nasty Bastids need to wash your dirty ass hands!

Thanks,

BlackDroog.com

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