SEP 31st - Disney Europe visitors were shocked and terrified after being greeted by the New Post Apocalypse Mickey Mouse at the front gate. In Response to the waves of children seen screaming and running in fear at the sight of the New Mascot, Disney Europe Executive Vice President of Public Affairs & Bad Children, Sebastian Burnette, said; "We anticipated that Post Apocalypse Mickey Mouse would terrify Children at first, but we feel like it was a necessary sacrifice to ensure that Disney is able to profit from the Death and Destruction of Mankind."
Disney also plans to Unveil other new characters, such as Nuclear Holocaust Goofy, and Murderous Rampage Because I Just Got Laid Off From My Sh!tty Job Donald Duck by fall 2010.
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