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FEB 30th - After arriving to his dressing room before his show in Maquokata, Iowa, Rapper Lil Wayne (aka Dwayne Carter) was immediately disgusted to see that all of the jeans provided were "at least 2 sizes too big". Carter went deeper into a furious tirade when a member of his entourage noted that "All them sh!ts already look too little to me, boss".
During his tantrum Carter said; "These b!tches too big, ya heard? Ladies love the balls, Ya heard? If Ladies can't see the balls, Wayne don't get paid, Ya heard?" The situation was later diffused when intern, Roshida Stravinski offered to volunteer her leggings to Wayne for his performance.
NOTE: Da Garlic is FAKE News intended for entertainment purposes ONLY. Any Similarities to real events are simply coincidental.
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You do know that you can get sued for putting up false info, right? It's called slander and defamation of character.
Mr. Anonymous...Thank you for your concerns...but as noted previously on this blog, all "Da Garlic" posts are not intended to be taken seriously. It is FAKE news. Thanks for getting the joke.
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