Monday, August 16, 2010

John Madden's Latest Victim



All sports Fans know that the MAdden COver is a curse, and if you don't believe me ask Shaun Alexander, Michael Vick, or most recently, Troy Palomalu. This Year features Super Bowl Champion QB, Drew Brees. So Now I present to you...

Top 5 Madden Curse Scenarios Now That Drew Brees is on the Cover

05.) Saints don't Make The Playoffs.
04.) Hurricane Kathleen (Katrina's Revenge)
03.) Week 12 at Cowboys Stadium. 2 words: De Marcus!!!!!!!!
02.) Steve Nash' Hairline Sues Drew Brees hairline for Identity Theft
01.) Nothing Happens. The Curse is broken forever and since there will be no 2011 NFL season, the evil demons responsible for the Madden curse will get bored and move on to haunt something like Wii Sports Resort. Watch your back Mario!

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